The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything.I just wanna lay in my bed.Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone.'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan.Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants.Nobody's gon' tell me I can't.I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie.Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie.'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man.Oh yes, I said it, I said it.I said it 'cause I can.Today I don't feel like doing anything.I just wanna lay in my bed.Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone.'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.Nothing at all, nothing at all.Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X.Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex.And she's gonna scream out.This is great.(Oh my god, this is great).Yeah, I might mess around.And get my college degree.I bet my old man will be so proud of me.But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait.Oh yes, I said it, I said it.I said it 'cause I can.Today I don't feel like doing anything.I just wanna lay in my bed.Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone.'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.No, I ain't gonna comb my hair.'Cause I ain't going anywhere.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.I'll just strut in my birthday suit.And let everything hang loose.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything.I just wanna lay in my bed.Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone.'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.Nothing at all.Nothing at all.Nothing at all.